once time I was so plastered.. I tried to break dance in a cardboard box and ended up passing out. lol
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once time I was so plastered.. I tried to break dance in a cardboard box and ended up passing out. lol
so plastered one time..........went to steak and shake, stole a headset from a waitress and started taking drivethru orders, I had the bowtie on.
If you are serious that is fucking awesome. :lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by RedGTS
bwahaha..
one time i got trashed, went to unlock my door while taking a bath, so i was only in a towel, and woke up outside my apartment near the parking lot spread eagle throwin up.
so I get this lil mexicana, thick in all the right places.. take her to the ranch for a lil freeky deeky, then she tried to steal my wallet lil puta was sneaky sneaky.. I told her oh damn Julie, no speaky no spanish lets go do it, then make me a sandwich
used to call em boppers now we call em nut swangers.. all on the pelotas
that's funny, one of the transvetites i seen that works at the McDonalds on Indian trail was named Julie. :tongue:Quote:
Originally Posted by thinkfast®
i get drunk and piss on things and people or i poor moet all over hott bitches than fuck them! Thats me! AC for VP ya hurrrd
what are you doin talkin to transvestites at the Indian Trail McDon-
nevermind
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Originally Posted by thinkfast®
haha, story of the day right there. :lmao:
he" was just takin the food order and talking mierda about a latino puto he stole a wallet from in a '64 :DQuote:
Originally Posted by thinkfast®
LIAR
i know :eye:Quote:
Originally Posted by thinkfast®
I got drunk and fucked your mother. (whosevers) lol
+1 for some random ass Chuck Norris comment! That shit was funny!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by RedGTS